Brendan Morrow

-- "If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right?" in Vancouver 24 hours on November 9, 2009

I am a professional writer. I write professionally for a newspaper. I write articles that get published in the sports section. I get paid to write about hockey. I can't be bothered to spell hockey players' names correctly. I couldn't care less that the player mentioned above spells his name Brenden Morrow. I would like a raise.