Monday, December 29, 2008

Fincancial

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-- Google Ad on The Luck Key (jblueafterglow.blogspot.com) on December 28, 2008

One letter doesn't belong. Can you see it?

Saturday, December 27, 2008

BARRACK

-- JibJab's 2008 Year in Review in December 2008

One R too many. One R is correct. One YiR I didn't enjoy.

Friday, December 26, 2008

tommorrow

-- Sign on window of Sunglass Hut at Seattle Premium Outlets on December 18, 2008

It's easy to forget if tomorrow has two m's or two r's, but two of both? Come on.

All on the Nations Most Reliable Network!

-- Verizon advertisement in Bellis Fair on December 18, 2008

Which nations? Every single nation in the world? Or is it supposed to be All on the Nation's Most Reliable Network!?

overjoyed with the reponse; more than a 1,000 toys

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-- "Toys flood into spud!" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 23, 2008

Firstly, let's just assume, nay, make an educated guess, that reponse should be response. Moving on. "...more than a 1,000 toys..." Argh! How stupid is that? Seriously. It's the equivalent of, "...more than a one thousand toys...". Either drop the a, eh, or type thousand instead of 1,000. Simple stuff, right?

Jama (Dev Patal, left); Who Wants to be a Millionaire.; Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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-- "Millionaire pays off" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 19, 2008

Though I have yet to see this movie, I know that the character of Jamal - not Jama - is played by Dev Patel - not Dev Patal. The article itself has the show title as Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Can someone explain to me the discrepancy of capitalization and why the article includes a question mark and the photo caption doesn't? Neither title is correct. The title is correctly written as Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

Monday, December 22, 2008

retirment ceremony

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-- Vancouver Canucks homepage on December 18, 2008

The ceremony was classy. This, not so much.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Kinder Garden Cop; Adventure in Babysitting; Scent of a Women

-- List of available DVDs at Rockwater Secret Cove Resort in Halfmoon Bay, BC, Canada on November 11, 2008

Corrections: Kindergarten Cop; Adventures in Babysitting; Scent of a Woman

Gentleman

-- Inside building at 221 E 10th Ave in Vancouver, BC, Canada on December 15, 2008

A few metres away was a washroom door with the label Ladies, not Lady. Seven days earlier I noticed a different error around the corner. I wonder what I'll find in that building next week!

TRAVEL ADVISORY in affect

-- Bottom-of-screen tidbit on CityTV's Breakfast Television on December 18, 2008

The travel advisory was in effect and it affected drivers.

Watch the all now.

-- The Survivor homepage on CBS' website on December 15, 2008

My wife and I won ninety smackaroos thanks to Bob outlasting them all. Woohoo!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Coaches Corner

-- "This Iso-cam's on Pyatt" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 17, 2008

As a sports/hockey writer in Canada, the offending writer should definitely know that the title is Coach's Corner. Tsk tsk. "He told me that he saw Don Cherry and Blue his dog. And I said, 'Pardon!'"

Those who fall victim to such scams are also to vulnberable to identity theft.

-- "Scam artists step up game" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 17, 2008

I challenge you, dear readers, to show me a better/worse one-sentence paragraph.

allows her to to work 24/7

-- "All wound up over robot inventions" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 16, 2008

If she also wears a tutu 24/7, I'm sold.

Art suppies

-- "Does technology stifle imagination?" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 16, 2008

That's what I call "imaginative spelling".

that effects their career; render your your life plan out of date

-- "Take charge to achieve balance" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 15, 2008

It affects their career and it can render your life plan out-of-date.

I've never heard a grown women

-- "Bright night for Sarah" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 15, 2008

Okay, students: a = singular; women = plural. Please submit possible corrections.

the Grizzles

-- "NBA's local loser?" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 12, 2008

With that nickname, instead of the correct Grizzlies, perhaps they would have succeeded. Nah, they would have still sucked. Big Country, anyone?

the prime minister; Nanos Reserach

-- "PM's demise may be less likely" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 12, 2008

After not capitalizing the specific Prime Minister and misspelling the word research, less optimism surrounds the writer's demise.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

2rd Floor

-- Inside building at 221 E 10th Ave in Vancouver, BC, Canada, on December 8, 2008

This looks like it would be difficult and costly to correct, which is probably why it's still incorrect. Or maybe it's just not that important and others haven't noticed. I showed this pic to my wife and she looked at it silently for a bit before saying she was trying to figure out how to pronounce it.

"Secondird?"
"Twird?"
"Two-erd?"

Ther's snowman I'd rather be With

-- Decoration at a relative's residence in Port Moody, BC, Canada on December 6, 2008

The idea of this text is clever, I'll give it that, but what's up with Ther's? Was it purposely done? If so, I can't see what the purpose is. Little help? Also, why is With capitalized when snowman, rather, and be aren't?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

PNE errors

Several months ago the PNE was in action. Around the fair's grounds I detected several errors. Here, now, better late than never, are the ones I captured for posterity. Try to spot the error(s) in each picture. Look to this post's labels for clues.

First, as we walked from our car to the fairgrounds:


Food-related errors:


In the agriculture building:

In the showmart:

Monday, December 8, 2008

Little Moutain Housing

-- "Artists bring life back" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 8, 2008

Hey, Alanis. The missing letter is mountain-shaped. Isn't that ironic?

The Hollywood Reporter; "remarked on Winfrey's "immense cultural influence" and...

-- "Angie hauls in big bucks" and "pure power of Oprah" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 8, 2008

On Angie's side The is not italicized in its lone appearance, whereas on Oprah's side it is italicized one of the two times. It should be italicized all three times. As for the quotation marks, I personally believe that the opening quote preceding remarked should be omitted.

the name would off end customers

-- "Bottoms up" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 5, 2008

Would the name also off begin customers? I would think it's not good business to off any customers, but I'm from Canada..

downton Vancouver

-- "Rage at the machine" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 5, 2008

Brighton? Compton? Washington? Boston? Downtown? It's only the cover..

was sent a complementary sample

-- "colour down under (People)" in Vancouver 24 hours on December 2, 2008

It's the peanuts. They're complimentary.