Keep the gates's closed

At Chapters Coquitlam in June, there was a display of many copies of Behind the Beautiful Forevers by Katherine Boo. Next to the display was a Gates Picks notice - A Book Review by Bill Gates. The final paragraph of the notice is seen above, in which Bill's last name is changed to Gate based on the apostrophe's location. Then, it should be Mr. Gates's Facebook page (note the apostrophe-S and the noncapitalized page), and author shouldn't be capitalized. As well, I think a comma before and a comma after the website would be better than having the colon. It's a crap sentence unbecoming a bookstore, but in my view this post doesn't outdo this post. Click the image to enlarge it.

Analyze this

This is the online cover image for 65 Successful Harvard Business School Application Essays, Second Edition: With Analysis by the Staff of The Harbus, the Harvard Business School Newspaper (ISBN 9780312550073). Do I need to write anything more? For the record, that link takes you to the book's page on Indigo, and it's the same image on Amazon.

You are name, eh?

Chapters Coquitlam held a Canada Day party on July 1, 2011. Part of the festivities included submitting a name for a large stuffed giraffe and a name for a large stuffed lion. The form above has only five words, but two of the five are misspelled. You're should be your, and what the heck is a laion? As you can see,

other forms had lion spelled correctly, but the you're/your error was present on all of them.

An exciting? Yes. An fun? No.

The word fun doesn't start with a vowel or a vowel sound. Perhaps it was originally an exciting night but exciting got changed to fun and no one noticed the resulting error. This is from a Chapters Metrotown flyer in April 2011.

Does that name ring a bell?

This is from the top of an in-store advertisement. Firstly, the author's name is Annabel Lyon. Secondly, the city's name is Coquitlam.