Want to hear your friends voice?

This is from Welcome to Windows Live Messenger: Messenger Tip on July 11, 2010. I want an apostrophe in your friend's voice.

Tiger Wood's favourite golf courses

It's yet another apostrophe misplacement in Tiger's last name, this time on "Today" on Windows Live Messenger MSN on April 8, 2010. His last name is Woods, not Wood.

Windows Web Security have detected Trojans and ready to remove them.

-- Windows Security Alert on October 11, 2009

I hope that Windows employs someone whose job it is to browse recent internet postings about Windows. Then maybe the next time this message appears on my screen it will be correctly written as Windows Web Security has detected Trojans and is ready to remove them.