a desert crepe

-- Cafe Bonjour advertisement in Seattle Weekly on September 30, 2009

There's nothing quote like a precipitation-free area of land after dinner. But seriously, folks, do you think the crepe gets served bone dry with absolutely nothing on it? And is the beverage actually a mirage?

(Among the cowering populace, look for Mike White and an unbilled comedy A-lister, the latter in a welcome, extended cameo).

-- "Zombieland" in Seattle Weekly on September 30, 2009

(If the entire sentence is contained within the parentheses, then the period should go directly before the closing parenthesis.)