Hey, writer (of "Have You Ever Been Caught in the Act?" on MSN Canada Lifestyle on January 30, 2011), the show is Modern Family, and are you sure Clair's response wasn't, "That's not a euphemism, Phi"? Claire does in fact have an E at the end of her name - you got it right once, why not twice? Next time, give a little more care to your article's opening paragraph. Click the image to enlarge it.